How to Make a Bad Video

To make an explanation video that is compelling and to the point, don’t follow the 11 pieces of advice below. Do the opposite.

At Splainers, we don’t believe in bad videos. Well, we definitely believe they exist because we see them all the time. We just don’t believe in making them. However, we do understand how easy it is for good video intentions to be led astray. Here’s how it happens:

Stay away from analytics, user trends and proven best practices.

Don’t make a plan on how or where you will deploy the video. Avoid measurable results and opportunities to find out what is currently working. What are your objectives? If you’re fully dedicated to a bad and ineffective video, you shouldn’t have any.

Avoid looking at your product or service from the user’s perspective.

Think only how you see it. What do users know anyway? They didn’t design your product. As they say, “Father knows best.”

Try to say everything.

Overwhelm your audience! Even if your video is only 60 seconds, try to pack in every feature, function. benefit and marketing message. Stay away from any kind of core story or simple takeaway. Make your video even worse by speeding up the narration and going into details that the audience will never remember!

Get dozens of stakeholders involved.

Want to slap a good video idea in the face? Get every stakeholder involved in the production. Instead of achieving a consensus on objectives and core message, make sure everyone’s personal goals and insecurities are represented in the script. If your team is having communication problems, just dump them on the scriptwriter and watch her lay an egg!

Don’t get involved in the production process.

Ask for a video and then wait around idly until the production company delivers some content that misses the mark. Don’t fill out any kind of questionnaire and hinder all efforts the production company makes to better understand your audience and objectives. Avoid giving feedback, as it tends to improve the final product.

Be too involved in the production process.

Make it hard on the production company by not taking their advice or trusting their expertise. Email and call them daily with new directions and shifts in emphasis so that they can’t move ahead with confidence. Completely re-write their scripts to and try to turn the video into a PowerPoint presentation.

Tell, don’t show.

Neutralize the power of video by ‘telling’ instead of ‘showing.’ Talk down to your audience with words, words, and more words. Stay away from powerful imagery and visual metaphors. If you must use visuals, stick to vague objects that viewers won’t be able to identify.

If, on the other hand, you want a compelling video that makes a lasting impression on your audience, give Splainers a call!

Ready to bring your story to life?